Who is this man? some of you are saying “Brad Pitt”. Some of you more familiar with the film this picture is from you’re probably saying “Tyler Durden”.
Either way… you’re wrong. This is not a man. He is a thought. He is every single evil thought you’ve ever had, whether you acted upon it or not. This guy right here was the voice whispering in the back of your mind to do “it.”
Now you want to think you’re that nice, stylish person you see in the mirror… but I don’t think any of us want to think we’re the sicko who blows up apartments for kicks.
No matter how big or small, this guy right here has been with you. He’s been there for it all. When you did “it”, when you stopped yourself, when you got away, and when you got caught. He was always there giving you the lies you wanted and possibly did say.
He’s the parasite of the mind. Sometimes it helps to follow his advice… but if you become too dependent on him, he’ll take it too far. Whether you can stop him or not is all up to you, but either way you’ll be paying a price.
Our good friend Jack paid with his friends, his face, his life. He was forever re-written for blindly following this parasite to the end of his plans.
The plan that is simply known as “Project Mayhem”
Done by Hogan at W.G.F. Industries in Idaho Falls, Idaho.
Work in progress, close to being finished.
What do you mean that’s not good enough? I fixed it, and I’m recycling.
(Source: College Humor)
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